Patty

Please enjoy St. Patrick's Day responsibly!

Don't do stuff the native Irish wouldn't, like:

• Dye beer green (even if it is crap beer and good for nothing else)
• Exclude fellow Irish people from parades because of their sexual orientation (or, for that matter, their religious or cultural ones. Hey, we let all you guys be Irish today. Extend the same courtesy to your neighbors. We do.)
• Get all political on each other (today)

The Saint wouldn't like it.

Please try doing some things that lots of the native Irish are doing this weekend, such as...